adriofthedead:

sheathedpencils:

this will always be my favorite april fool’s day prank though

oh my god I remember watching this when it aired and I spent the entire night trying not to laugh out loud and wake up my family

devon aoki for self service #31 f/w 09-10, ph. by max farago

sne:

Palo Alto (2014)

eh

balanbaalis:

i observe men in silence, how they leave plates on dining room tables, how they slam doors, how they take up whole couch with legs sprawled and lounging arms, how they do not filter speech, too confident, too loud. voices always violent, everything a war.  

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its-tuesday-again:

i just found out that siri will read emojis

in related news, this is the best day of my life

kidneystonering:

 

aclockworkorange:

A soldier and a local girl share a chocolate bar and cigarettes, 1946.

nykox:

omg i can’t 

nykox:

omg i can’t 

at the resturant with bae
waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
me: you want my man or something?
her: wh-wat?
me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
him: aye calm down
me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy