h0odrich:

we took the batteries out of my cousins furby to play game boy color and that shit blinked at us dead ass on my life with the batteries out and everything I never trusted them

imsoshive:

When ya grandma don’t put any money in ya birthday card

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thisiselliz:

Most of the white people in Florida look like they’re related to Trevor from GTA 5

uoa:

euo:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog


endocrinez looks great here

OMG

you cant do this

uoa:

euo:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

endocrinez
looks great here

OMG

you cant do this

kngshxt:

scarypoke:

babygirl-in-daddys-world:

mister-daddy:

daddys-rainbow-princess:

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

What the fucking shit

i hate yall